A new campaign by an Australian climate organisation has raised eyebrows, with an…. ‘interesting’ … argument that because vegetables and fossil fuels both contain the element carbon, then fossil fuels are part of your healthy five a day. Or something.
The Completely Moronic Institute (CMI) has released an image that has been circulated widely on social media platforms as Musker (formerly known as Twitter).
The attempt to cover oil with the halo of healthy food has left some anti-everyone-dying-in-a-fiery-carbonated-apocalypse activists bewildered and wondering if April 1st has been brought forward.
Speaking on behalf of the Institute of the Australian Majority Bleakly Imperilled by Climate Chaos (IAMBIC) spokesperson Dan Dennis said
“The carrot is a favourite of mine;
While carbon is a deadly form of heat
To claim a link between the two is fine
… if you’re a fool whose biz is dying meat”
Contacted for comment, a CMI intern who would only give his initials and age (IQ, 65) said
“Well, we’re kinda hoping that nobody notices this is really just a re-tread of the whole “Greening of Planet Earth” meme that Western Fuels came out with 25 years ago to try to confuse people about the dangers of carbon dioxide build0up. We don’t really have two brain cells to rub together, or a single leg to stand on, so plagiarism is all we got.”
He continued
“Wait, did I say that or just think it?”
A detailed investigation (five second google image search) has confirmed this –
